schwag the dog

This was the site for crankydog.com, which was a site full of essays by Chip Street.

Those essays are now all located at Chip’s blog.

Here’s our shirts and crap. Buy some.


Pee Shirt!
Hey! crankydog loves you so much, you can have the shirt off our backs. Well, for a price anyway. 1 price, any size, so get the bigass one!


Pee Mug! Yum!
crankydog BIGASS coffee mugs – for the only drug that doesnt require prescriptions, isnt politically incorrect, and you can use at work, around kids and behind the wheel. You need a crankydog mug.


Cranky Bear!
Sweet bear. Cranky bear. Oh so many moods. Don’t hate me because I’m cranky.